Fantasy Life Update: Deadstock Raybans
Y’all, look what I found when we were cleaning out my grandfather’s closet. My mom let me borrow them when mine got stolen, and I just haven’t gotten around to giving them back. The man was an optician...
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This movie, more than anything else, defined my teenage years. True confession: I was a teenage hipster dirtbag. To be fair, I grew up into an adult hipster dirtbag, so I guess this is at least...
View ArticleYou Should Know How to Do This: Wear a Hat
There’s no reason to be modest about this: I look spectacular in a hat. This is a 7 a.m. car selfie, even. This is the power of the right hat. Hats occupy the uncanny valley of clothes: they have all...
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